CuntCake

1. Someone who is being a bitch
2. Someone who is defending person #1

3. Serve when he is rushing me

The instructor that failed me on my test was being a dumb Cuntcake.

Serve, don't be a Cuntcake.

by Fuqnfancy March 11, 2016

Concrackulations

To congratulate someone for kicking their crack habit. Or for obtaining crack.

You haven't smoked crack for a month, concrackulations!

Concrackulations for finding some decently priced crack!

by The Mountain Cat December 4, 2016

Cuntraception

A form of contraception to prevent the reproduction of c@nts

Some people should be given Cuntraception instead of contraception, he kid is a c@nt

by Triangle021 June 11, 2018

cuntract

being in a relationship; having a girlfriend.

Hey Mike you coming to the party tonight? Jimmy's bringing some girls that are down to party. Why you offering me this? You know I'm under cuntract.

by DAVnCHAINS September 2, 2013

cuntcake

Tasty dessert, akin to hair pie, or cake. Can be used as a term of affection. Derived term from cunt and cake, also a pun of bundtcake.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

I've been watering at the mouth all day at the notion of your Mother's fresh cuntcake!

by T. J. October 30, 2003

CuntCake

The act of being a major cunt followed by the word cake just to make the word cunt seem mildly good.

person 1: "you're koolaid taste terrible"

Me: "fuck you to cuntcake"

by TaylorMcdreamy May 17, 2011

Cuntsack

A hermaphrodite's ball bag...

1. in context; "she weren't no normal bitch!!, it had a hairy cuntsack..."

2. as an insult;"craig is a hairy cuntsack"

by thishighisatmostpheric January 17, 2014