self-inflicted cumshot

a self-inflicted cumshot is where a male either deliberately or unintentionally ejaculates into his own face.

1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.

2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.

by devouthorse April 4, 2009

cumshot

To ejaculate. Typically on a part of the body. For example, on the face (i.e. facial), in the mouth, on the breasts, on the legs or buttocks. Some fetishes even shown 'cumshots' on leather boots. Cumshots typically refer to a male ejaculating on a female but also include ejaculation on another male, inanimate objects, animals, or simply into the air (the cum falls where it may). The cumshot is very popular in pornography perhaps due to its explicit sexual nature which excites many.

Silvia Saint took a beautiful cumshot all over her face and tits.

by darkavenger May 10, 2004

cumshotjitzu

It is when you do the fireball from naruto but instead of the fireball it is a cumshot

Dude i just cumshotjitzu all over her.

by LOKEIE February 4, 2020

honey cumslot

A pussy that tastes so bad that you have to put honey on it to withstand it.

Last night i was with a total honey cumslot

by tanner gumballs November 15, 2016

Walk By Cumshot

Also a "Walk By Cumming", the act of secretly masturbating in public, then jizzing on a complete stranger, before running off.

"Frank, call the cops... I've just fallen victim to a walk by cumshot."

by Drewbud315 May 17, 2007

Starbucks cumshot

n. An alternate way to refer to the "Starbucks doubleshot" beverage; a 6.5-oz can of espresso and cream. So called because, despite the fact that it is not carbonated, when opened it tends to eject some of its contents directly into one's face or onto one's clothes in a manner not unlike that of a cumshot in a porno.

I shouldn't have worn that little blue dress today. My morning Starbucks cumshot deposited a stain on it.

by SkidMarkyMark July 31, 2006

Cumsplotion

When a man absolutely positively can not delay an ejaculation any longer. When he cums so hard it knocks him on the floor and he is stunned by how much came out. The penis is typically sore or bruised afterwards.

Do you recall your first?
Watching this Mpg "Barry Fukz The Babysitter" A middle-aged guy is sitting on the couch with this highschool girl. She has pigtails tied with ribbons andis wearing on of those school girl uniforms with the plaid skirt + white socks that go up to her knees. The man pulls off her panties, stuffs his face in them and inhales loudly. The girl giggles at this and is then fucked mercilessly in the ass by this dude. He blows his load so hard he falls off the couch into the toy wagon and there is cum all over the girls ass and cute lil face. There. Cumsplotion.

by Jerk October 21, 2004