cumatose

noun- The deep sleep you fall into after you cum

He fucked me into a deep cumatose

by purduehockey July 25, 2011

Peter North CumBath

Getting cummed on by the great Peter North

Everyone laughed at mike,when he received a peter north cumbath.

by grandpubah October 26, 2004

cumfardin

Cumfardin-Can be used as either a noun or a verb. It is a state of being that changes per situation, it can be used either out of frustration or something that you enjoy.

“We got so fucked up last night, it was a straight up cumfardin the place is trashed.”

“That class was cumfardin, I fucking hated it.”

by MisterWriter September 29, 2019

cumfartable

Being able to produce a cum fart.

To make someone cumfartable - to cum in their ass.

man 1 "I would enjoy cum fart but I don't have sperm in my anus"

ma 2 "That's okay bend over and I will make you cumfartable"

by Sukottoaijojii March 29, 2010

cumcatcher

A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)

Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 15, 2005

Cumatose

The state of mind a guy is in after he cums. The general feeling of not wanting anything to do with the outside world and wanting to do nothing more than lie still without being disturbed

Ex. I hate how I can never talk to my boyfriend after sex, he always just goes Cumatose

Ex. Whenever I have sex with my girlfriend i can't stand it when she tries to talk to me afterwards when I'm cumatose

by reymundo5 May 3, 2013

cumface penis queen

A female that sucks dick, gets facials, etc from different men very frequently. Not to be confused with The average bottom slut, but the queen of penis.

dude-1: Hey man, Emily just came out of the guys bathroom with jizz on her face

Dude-2: oh yea, she totally gave me good blow last night

Dude-3: NO WAY! I gave her a cum shot surprise last night!

dude-1: damn.. sounds like she's a cumface penis queen!

dude-3: Oh yea man. Like, if she were to die of her aids then all of the bottom cumfaces would die cause they wouldn't know how to survive without her, that's how much of a cumface she is.

by A dank bud January 27, 2010