Cumcumber

It’s what it sounds like, a cucumber with A cum layer on it

I played with u cumcumber at mollys and jess’s house

by I love cumcumber May 10, 2020

Cumcumber

When you cum in a cucumber

I came in a cucumber. Cumcumber

by Mr Blev February 12, 2021

The San Marino Cumbuster

When you defeat half of your opponents chess pieces with only one horse.

Did you see when Magnus Carlsen used The San Marino Cumbuster on his opponent.

by Ostronius March 11, 2023

cumbuster

When you are getting a blowjob and are uncircumcised and your foreskin explodes like a balloon from the pressure of being blown into.

Dam that Asian hooker gave me a real cumbuster, haven't pissed right in a week.

by Anti asian August 24, 2017

cumburger

A cumburger is a hamburger with a few cumshots on it.

A bunch of us cadets went camping and we grilled hamburgers, but some of them jacked off on mine

and made me eat their cumburgers!

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

Cumgulper

A man or woman who gulps cum for a living, also used as an insult.

My nehgbor's supposedly a cumgulper...

You knocked over my soda you cumgulper!

Hey, I'm a cumgulper and i can get you a discount price.

by Jacob Ritz July 20, 2008

Cumsumer

A person who regularly attends brothels or purchases hookers. A consumer of sex, for the purposes of their urge to cum.

"Heya Krystal, check out that guy over there, he's my regular."
"A real cumsumer, good for business!"

by GothPixee June 3, 2018