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Cumnoxious Vapor

The thick, pungent gas that emits from a sexually mature male's shower as a result of the vaporization of his own ejaculate.
Dude, Craig is so full of shit about getting regular tail from random bar bitches -- I get hit with copious amounts of intoxicating cumnoxious vapor every time I go to take a dump at his place.
by msacco August 25, 2021
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Cumboobielator

The Cumboobielator (CUM-BOOB-EE-LAY-TOR) machine was a vital process for making products made for the National Pornelius foundation such as Limpus A, Controm , Kyliukler and Impulosh. The Cumboobielator machine was a breakthrough in science so that Globsturl was possible to be made in a lab.

The machine name was named Cumboobielator because one of Pornelius's Friends thought of a stupid name because they never took the business seriously and never thought it would become a really big breakthrough in science.

In 1969 the machine blew up due to a major accident from Pornelius Combobulus putting Strankter into main input 1FA. So instead of the machine processing it into Limpus A it was infusing with the machine coolant and thus blowing the machine up.

The machine is having a rebuild project started in 2006 in Yelm Washington USA and still being built to this day in a private industrial manufacturing company. The project is being planned to be finished in May 2024
Person 1: Did you know that the Cumboobielator machine exploded in 1969.
Person 2: That's sad and all but what the hell is the Cumboobielator machine
by FlimLick March 3, 2022
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cumbous

A compass the is born with a rare disease called homosexuality.
Bro, that cumbous just came on my couch. Those darn cumbi!
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Cumboy

A 12 year old prick who wanks to his own nan, also CumBoy can’t produce any semen
Emmanuel Espinoza is such a CumBoy man, I caught him wanking to his grandmother bruv. He didn’t cum though, thankfully
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cumboner

After a man has ejaculated, he is still erect and has a drip of semen attached to the tip of his penis.
"You know when you've just had sex, and you just walk around your room with a cumboner."
by gnarlyboots December 14, 2012
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Cumbojulated

A term for when a individual’s stomach feels very empty, fatigued and dizzy.
Mom, can you make me spaghetti my stomach feels cumbojulated!
by MePersonallyIWouldn’tTakeThat December 28, 2022
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Cumbow

When a dude holds his thumb over his dick hole while he spooges so that his jizz sprays in a fine mist. Then the mist refracts sunlight and you can see a rainbow in the jizz mist, or jist.

You can do da same shit wit a garden hose, except garden hoses ain't got jist.
"Yo man, last night I jisted on mah girl and saw the most ballin' cumbow in front of dat bitches face."
by Stevey B. March 31, 2009
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