crustache

When guys get food stuck in their mustache and leave it there

"eww, go clean your crustache"

by Trix... November 5, 2006

crustache

with handle bar mustache

that crusty guy with the mustache is known as crustache

by bluejack69 April 21, 2010

crumbsnatcher

A surfboard of exceeding length and volume designed to catch just about any crumb of a wave that is out there.

Also, any longboard.

"It's been flat for days, time to pull out the crumbsnatcher"

by surfarmer August 9, 2012

Crumb-stache

When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache

“Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”

by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022

Crumbsnatcher

Crumb snatcher is somebody who's always taking your seconds your leftovers. Someone who is waiting for you to leave them the bag after I smoke session. a jealous person who hates on you for your accomplishments butt is taking credit trying to steal your ideas and hard work for their own gain.

That bitch near me is a crumbsnatcher , watch out girl hide your bag.

by Ishiestthing July 24, 2019

Cumstache

When you bust a nut in someone’s face and they wipe it off and the little bit of cum left over is on their mustache

Billy was giving me head and I gave him a cumstache

by FreeChoppaboy January 16, 2022

italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti

Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache

by Bob1279 April 12, 2021