When a couple (male and female) just want to enjoy one another, but the woman ends up getting pregnant and having a baby/crotchsequence.
by sweetprincesspeach777 May 13, 2021
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Legend says: that it was only her who recieved this so called crotchsmash once every day, for a whole year.
Legend says: that it was only her who recieved this so called crotchsmash once every day, for a whole year.
The girl would be walking down the hall, and out of the blue the almighty man would fly down from a pole and SMASH her face into his CROTCH. Hense the name "Crotchsmashing"
NOTE: An ultimate Crotchsmasher does it different everytime, so the lady never expects it.
NOTE: This always happens in public places.
NOTE: An ultimate Crotchsmasher does it different everytime, so the lady never expects it.
NOTE: This always happens in public places.
by Witness of the "CROTCHSMASHER" July 9, 2010
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A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.
by Oh ... That girl May 25, 2007
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In 1588, the Spanish Armada shiped out to conquer the English. Extremely outnumbered, the English prayed for a miracle. Edward Wilson was that miracle. The english and dutch navies routed the Armad north thru the english channel, up past Ireland, and the spanish armada was forced back to thier homeland. They got completely crotchstomped, and it serves them right, fucking idiots. You can't take those limey bastards? What the fuck is wrong with you? I can see why you assholes worship Don Qioute, he's the smartest motherfuck you ever turned out. God damn.
My boyfriend was cheating on me, so my brother went, whooped his ass and them crothstomped him. Now he has a Darwin Award.
My boyfriend was cheating on me, so my brother went, whooped his ass and them crothstomped him. Now he has a Darwin Award.
by Sullyman0316 December 29, 2007
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Get the crotchslave mug.“Wow,” Panda says, glued to the ice dancing in Beijing. “Digging the crotchspin.”
“Ahh, Good One,” sneers mama, who loves to abuse Panda’s street name. “The closest you came to a skate was Sugar Pond Warming Hut in 1990.”
Right, daydreams Panda. That bitchin’ Brian Maleski, he knew his way around a crotchspin. The ice was hard too.
“Ahh, Good One,” sneers mama, who loves to abuse Panda’s street name. “The closest you came to a skate was Sugar Pond Warming Hut in 1990.”
Right, daydreams Panda. That bitchin’ Brian Maleski, he knew his way around a crotchspin. The ice was hard too.
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Emma: I missed Bobby's solo in choir, how was it?
Jane: The singing was ok, but as far the overall performance goes, he had some seriously distracting crotchoritis!
Jane: The singing was ok, but as far the overall performance goes, he had some seriously distracting crotchoritis!
by Jenniferspotlight January 7, 2009
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