Crotchos

To spill your nachos on your lap or crotch area.

Damn, I just spilled my nachos on my crotch. Who wants crotchos?

by EmDubeu February 23, 2014

crotchsplosion

Spontaneous combustion of an orgasmic nature.

The fucktastic leading man's grin sparked a massive crotchsplosion that ruined my panties.

by Sareeswfla July 1, 2009

crotchstache

Lack of manscaping. When a guy's private parts resemble a porn star's mustache from the 70's.

GF 1: "How was your date last night?"

GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"

GF!: EWWWWWWWAH

by jazzydiva August 3, 2011

crotchsplitter

An event that causes the crotch area of your pants to split. Also, a story so funny it has the potential of making you laugh so hard that the crotch area of your pants might split.

Megan: So, my boyfriend, Will, who lives in the Palisades, split the crotch of his pants while test-riding his new bicycle. He's exposed. I'm sorry it's so funny, but I can't help it. Will doesn't understand why his crotchsplitter of a story is so funny.

Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.

by ChuckChaser69 July 7, 2009

crotchstank

The pungent fragrance of an unwashed groin.

Dwayne didn't like the smell of his own crotchstank.

by Kevin of infinite madness fame September 3, 2003

crotchspolsion

Spontaneous combustion of an orgasmic nature.

His grin sparked a massive crotchspolsion that ruined my panties.

by Polly P June 27, 2009

Bag of Crotches

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.

Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.

by Oh ... That girl December 26, 2008