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crotchsplosion by Sareeswfla July 1, 2009
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crotchstache
GF 1: "How was your date last night?"
GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"
GF!: EWWWWWWWAH
GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"
GF!: EWWWWWWWAH
crotchstache by jazzydiva August 3, 2011
crotchsplitter
An event that causes the crotch area of your pants to split. Also, a story so funny it has the potential of making you laugh so hard that the crotch area of your pants might split.
Megan: So, my boyfriend, Will, who lives in the Palisades, split the crotch of his pants while test-riding his new bicycle. He's exposed. I'm sorry it's so funny, but I can't help it. Will doesn't understand why his crotchsplitter of a story is so funny.
Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.
Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.
crotchsplitter by ChuckChaser69 July 7, 2009
crotchstank
crotchstank by Kevin of infinite madness fame September 3, 2003
crotchspolsion
crotchspolsion by Polly P June 27, 2009
Bag of Crotches
A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.
Bag of Crotches by Oh ... That girl December 26, 2008