Crotchsmashing 

The action that a man is known for giving to one of his friends that is a girl.

Legend says: that it was only her who recieved this so called crotchsmash once every day, for a whole year.

The girl would be walking down the hall, and out of the blue the almighty man would fly down from a pole and SMASH her face into his CROTCH. Hense the name "Crotchsmashing"

NOTE: An ultimate Crotchsmasher does it different everytime, so the lady never expects it.

NOTE: This always happens in public places.

Crotchsmashing by Witness of the "CROTCHSMASHER" July 9, 2010

crotchmasking 

When one player who jumps with great athleticism, jumps so high his crotch is in the facemask of his opponent. Usually occurs during the sport of football.

"Coach that's not fair, he's jumping so high he's crotchmasking me. Isn't that a penalty or something?"

crotchmasking by Crotchmasking Inventor September 19, 2009