1 definition by Witness of the "CROTCHSMASHER"
The action that a man is known for giving to one of his friends that is a girl.
Legend says: that it was only her who recieved this so called crotchsmash once every day, for a whole year.
Legend says: that it was only her who recieved this so called crotchsmash once every day, for a whole year.
The girl would be walking down the hall, and out of the blue the almighty man would fly down from a pole and SMASH her face into his CROTCH. Hense the name "Crotchsmashing"
NOTE: An ultimate Crotchsmasher does it different everytime, so the lady never expects it.
NOTE: This always happens in public places.
NOTE: An ultimate Crotchsmasher does it different everytime, so the lady never expects it.
NOTE: This always happens in public places.
by Witness of the "CROTCHSMASHER" July 3, 2010