A obsessive compulsive disorder which is when a person (generally a guy) that tags all the females on facebook around their crotch area.
Sophie: I was wearing that tight aerobics suit when tjark took that picture that later he crotchtagged me on facebook.
Tatjana: Yes, he is such a perverted crotchtagger but thats what u get for wearing that tight stuff as a joke.
Tatjana: Yes, he is such a perverted crotchtagger but thats what u get for wearing that tight stuff as a joke.
by TMTMTMTMTM June 3, 2009
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It's sorta like spooning except better. It's crucial that your crotches are touching to ensure the wrath of the awkward boner.
"Bae, we should totally crotch."
"To crotch"
"Crotchet" -feminine
Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.
"To crotch"
"Crotchet" -feminine
Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.
by Mattimus Maximus December 20, 2015
Get the Crotching mug.Abbreviation of crotch watching; the act of watching peoples crotches
Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.
Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.
Hey man I did some really good crotching the other day down by the level, fancy some crotching tonight yeah?
by Dannygogo February 2, 2016
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During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.
by 4amigos February 16, 2017
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Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"
Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"
by Simoncrotchedtina June 10, 2018
Get the Crotching mug.The term was first coined - CROTCH LAMBADA - at the University of Georgia in 1994. It was named after the movie - LAMBADA - THE FORBIDDEN DANCE. The term refers to dancing very closely together while rubbing crotches together. It was later simplified and spread as "CROTCHING". Its more accurate and descriptive than the more popular term "GRINDING". The vernacular is usually used as a verb but can be used as a noun as well.
"Man - I loved crotching her last night!"
"Let's go crotching tonight"
"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"
"Yes, you got crotched big time."
"Let's go crotching tonight"
"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"
"Yes, you got crotched big time."
by Grandmasterwhoopass May 12, 2022
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