Brian Lara Croft

A long ass joint that is not fat enough to be a duke nukem (lara croft). May look like cricket stumps (brian lara).

Conrad - 'Dayum bro, that brian lara croft you rolled was dope!!!'

by brianlararulez June 1, 2011

Croft

A now seldom used Mancunian colloquialism for an area of derelict ground.

As children growing up in 1970's inner city Manchester, we would spend many hours playing on nearby crofts - usually old pe-existing bombsites from WW2, or rubble strewn areas left over from the slum clearances of the 50's and 60's.

"C'mon Tommy, we're going to build a new den on the croft, cos them Rusholme lads have ragged the old one!"

by RedDan333 April 10, 2010

crontle

One who is deeply hated.

You're such a crontle. That's why you have no friends dumbass!

by xenite May 27, 2008

Crofters The Musical

A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside

crofters The musical: a jam just as tasty as theirs “crofters, the only jelly I put in my belly”

by Fander_2319 March 2, 2020

james croft

Someone with a penis with a resemblance to Gonzo's nose

G - hey whats that hanging out over there?
Roxanne - oh never mind that its a james croft

G- it looks like gonzo's nose
Roxanne- no that just his penis... all blue and crooked

by G_meister November 27, 2019

Katie Croft

Anybody called Katie Croft is a one-of-a-kind person. She is completely hilarious to be around and is the most amazing friend anyone could ask for. She will make you laugh all the time, even when you don't feel like laughing. She is always there for you, no matter what. Any boy would be lucky to have her, and she is so beautiful, inside and out. She is mental, crazy, lovely and perfect. Everyone loves her, and everyone needs her.

'Man, that Katie Croft is just amazing!'
'Wow, I wish Katie Croft was my bestfriend!'
'That Katie girl is so cool, because she sticks up for trees!'

by TheNinjaSpeaks;) September 22, 2011

crottled greeps

A term used in science fiction fandom, implicitly a foodstuff, which derives from (1) “crottles,” the curved lines in cartoons indicating that a character is falling over backwards and (2) “grippe” (influenza) as spelled by the English and pronounced by the French. It is said that crottled greeps are to food what blog is to drink; many fans have presented their ideas of what the true recipe for both must be, even though the Geneva Convention expressly describes the transmission of the true recipes of either by any means as a Crime Against Humanity.

If you don't like crottled greeps, why did you order them?

by rich brown August 11, 2004