To defecate into ones hair and spike it up in a festive manner. When it dries, it should look similar to Davy Crocket's "Coon Hat."
When Bobby-James, and Mary-Sue-Ann make thier weekly love, they enjoy finishing up with a brisk "Davy Crocket."
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The Crocket (crotch-pocket) is the area between your ass/genitals and the seat, convenient for placing your phone while driving.
Oooooo my prostate is tingling, must have gotten a text from Bill. Hey fetch my phone out of my crocket.
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will argue with people who they feel deserve it
and is very funny
will argue with people who they feel deserve it
and is very funny
beth crocketter
by gary montague September 28, 2008
Get the crocketter mug.A secret project in development at the Walt Disney studio in the fall of 1956, following their massively successful Davy Crockett series. Drawn by animator Ward Kimball, sketches show Jiminy Cricket, featured in the 1940 film Pinocchio, in an oversized and skewed coonskin hat instead of his top hat, wearing a buckskin jacket and carrying a rifle in place of his umbrella.
Jiminy Crockett, Prince of the Wild Frontier, was a concept that refused to hop off the drawing board.
by Monkey's Dad September 29, 2023
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The alchoholic: "We have a full handle of sailor jerry's, lets take some Davy Crocketts!"
Everyone: "Remember the alamo!"
Everyone: "Remember the alamo!"
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Well, I asked Brian if he wanted to join us for lunch, but then Jason overheard and we got crocketted.
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