Jayne Cobb

The tuff untrustworthy Mercenary on firefly played by Adam Baldwin. Tends to ware cool t-shirts, has man parts and is the ‘Hero of Canton’.

The Hero of Canton the man they call...JAYNE!!!!

by Gunrunner June 22, 2004

Squat Cobbler

Squat Cobbler aka Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A type of fetish where "a man sits in pie, and wiggles around"

Videos of pie sitters are used for sexual arousal.
A costume is often involved.
Variation is a "crybaby squat" accompanied by tears, but not all pie sitter cry.

Also known as;

Boston Cream Splat
Full Moon moon pie
Simple Simon the Ass man
Dutch Apple Ass

First defined on S2Ep2 of Better Call Saul, where Jimmy McGill fabricates
it's usage to get a client off.

We always figured Pryce was a Squat Cobbler, he often had pie on the seat of his pants.

by Jaguart August 1, 2016

mikey cobban

Mikey is in the 5 piece boyband roadtrip and he is an absolute gem! He’s such a genuine guy and is very fit! He also has a great singing voice! I love mikey so so much and he’s so funny!

Mikey Cobban is a legend and is in the band roadtrip

by Rosie Fowler May 22, 2018

Chobblesome

1. A subject that will hold it's own in conversation. Typically gossip. (American-English)
Synonyms: Interesting, fascinating, etc.

2. Something worth talking about in a positive way. (British-English)
Synonyms: Legendary, awesome, etc.

History
Conlocutio(Latin) = Coverse
+
Some = Old english for sum such as twosome threesome etc.

Conlosome
-->Choblosome
-->Chobblesome

1. That girl is so chobblesome, man after man I swear/God, this show is so chobblesome.

2. This house is chobblesome/You guys are the most chobblesome people I know.

by Unknown User4839 June 23, 2022

cobb

Penis; though the term can be used in any fashion when referring to a human penis, it is most commonly used to describe an act of fellatio.

Get over here and suck my cobb.

by P'tainz October 7, 2010

clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

Cobbler Gobbler

Cobbler Gobbler - This term is used to describe a person, be it male or female, who has at one point performed oral sex on a woman.

Kate, you're such a cobbler gobbler!

by Gibbles1983 May 6, 2009