cryptarded

retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.

Dude, you are so cryptarded! Next time, put the tighty-whities on first.

by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008

creepador

Similar to a creeper but with a little bit of a spanglish twist. Especially applied to someone who skulks around in a telenovella.

"Man did you see that detective in La Catrina? What a creepador!"

by Jamie Gonzalez March 10, 2008

Cretard

Any creationist who displays an immense amount of ignorance and retardedness while arguing in favour of their religion. In other words, any creationist who argues in favour of religion.

VenomFangX: Evolutionists believe that we came from dirty apes. Well I have one thing to say about that: Wanna bananna? Huh? Do ya? Do you want the bananna?

Any smart person: Dude, you are such a cretard.

by AeroCooper December 25, 2007

creeptastic

Something that is delightfully creepy and weird

Girl: Hey do you see that kid following you

Friend: No why is he hot???

Girl: Yes I guess you could say so....

Friend: Creeptastic!!

by creeping through the night! September 13, 2009

Creepfart

Someone who is so awful, they have surpassed douche bag status.

A social network that is banal and insincere.

That creepfart called me incompetent during the staff meeting. I will be filing a formal complaint with human resources.

Nah, I canceled my Twitter account. That thing is a creepfart in my face all the time creepfarting stuff that I don't give a shit about.

by mrs.therealseales November 15, 2010

Creetard

A Native American person who is very stupid.

Wow that group in the welfare line sure are Creetards.

by claytonmagnet1234 October 18, 2011

creeparific

To be creepy in a sorta a terrific way.

Bob said I looked pretty in my new sweater, as he was licking his lips and scratching his balls...Creeparific

by Shanny P January 5, 2008