Crappetizer

Snacks eaten whilst pooping

I most enjoy my morning poo with a hot cup of Joe and crappetizers.

by Mkol August 8, 2017

Crapatite

Much like the word "apatite" is the willingness of someone to put food inside of them, "crapatite" is the willingness of one to get food out of them.

Dude, a cockroach crawled across my ass while I was dropping the kids off at the pool and I totally lost my crapatite.

by Andrew X. Hunter November 13, 2009

Clappetite

When a person craves to get their "cheeks clapped"

They have a hunger to receive anal sex, so rough it resembles the sound of making doe. Like for a pizza pie.

I've gotta appetite for a clappetite.

by Matters October 24, 2022