Ho Couture

Ho Couture: noun hoh koo-toor

Clothes that are very expensive, often the creations of top designers, but always tasteless and vulgar- i.e. something a Kardashian would wear.

"Kim Kardashian, curvaceous paragon of ho couture, was invited to guest host the show."

by Gunnar deValdez January 11, 2014

basse couture

This word is the opposite of "haute couture," or "high fashion." Basse couture fashion represents the glorification of the common and cheap, instead of the rare and expensive. "Basse couture" is a term that can especially apply to hipsters.

-- These english and rhetoric majors are so fashionable they almost look homeless.
-- Yeah, basse couture.

by D-Dubster November 10, 2009

Whore Couture

Wearing expensive designer clothing that still makes you look like a $2 Whore.

Paris Hilton wears Whore Couture.

by T. Tang July 25, 2008

haute couture

French term refering to the extravagant and often absurd and impractically unrealistic fashion pieces that designers create to demonstrate their unique style and inventiveness.

Proper pronunciation can be tricky; haute is somewhere between ought and oat, pronounced quickly so that the o is highly unrounded ("oh", if held long enough, ends up sounding like a /oo/). couture is pronounced ko'tur with a highly unrounded 'o', a 'u' that sounds almost like a german umlaut, and an 'r' made in a way similar to gargling.

Alternatively, you could pronounce it in a very American fashion as 'ought kuh-ter'.

See also: couture

You can find plenty of haute couture in Parisian shops.

by koji May 22, 2004

hope couture

noun :
the item of clothin you keep for years in the vain hopin you might fit back into it someday.

mj:" hey dude this pair of jeans is a kinda hope couture for me...

by its_aks November 5, 2005

Juicy Couture

Brand of clothing in which all rich girls love. Found in Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Maine (when all the girls go to camp), Florida, California and Arkansas (when Paris and Nicky were there!)

"Oh my gosh, I love your new Juicy hoodie!"

by Laura and Elana January 28, 2004

Jewsy Couture

Jewsy Couture
Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.

Made with 100% real Jesus tears!

Example 1: "Hey Jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest Jewsy Couture shirt from Walgreens"

Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"

Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"

Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"

by Zhally (We Black) April 18, 2007