A phrase used when somebody wants to go buy ice cream; buy's it; and returns to his friends praising him for his clutchness.
Term originated by the Nard Dog.
Term originated by the Nard Dog.
by Alex Steel December 19, 2010
Get the Clutch Cream Run mug.That guy who asks to crash at your house for a few days but never seems to leave and decides that your couch is his romantic lover.
"Damn man, Joe showed up at my house three months ago and won't leave. He has turned into a serious couch rapist."
by oracleofchangeorders October 1, 2013
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jamar: I just got into the underground night whistlers concert. I had the only ticket that I found at urban outfitters in a book that was too mainstream for me.
harold: "That is so Clutchclusive"
harold: "That is so Clutchclusive"
by v-necksweaternation August 29, 2011
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Get the CLUTCHBOYZ mug.Is a couch that is really comfortable. A heroin couch is so comfortable and relaxing it takes hours until you can physically get off, and move on to other activities.
Once you get on the Heroin Couch it's hard to get off.
Man I was on the Heroin Couch all day and forgot to pick up my litter brother from school
Man I was on the Heroin Couch all day and forgot to pick up my litter brother from school
by Herschworld October 6, 2010
Get the Heroin Couch mug.A Couch Juror is a person who sits at home and watches news stories of a person accused of a crime. This person then forms an opinion from filtered and biased news from either Conversative or Liberal networks. They then post on facebook and twitter about how the person is or isn't guilty based on their new-found "expert" knowledge of the situation. These people are closely related to "sheeple."
Friend 1: OJ so did it man! They found a glove and the news said he did it. Give that guy the chair! I even checked Snopes, they said he did it.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.
by thedrod August 12, 2012
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by couchguyfan101 October 2, 2021
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