cousin

A Texan's marriage partner.

"Bessy Mae might done be mah cousin but she done did me!"

by 1337W422102 March 8, 2005

cousin

Like a brother to me. My bestfriend. 1 of 2 of my closet cousin.

whos my cousin hes my bestfriend

by beadleslover15 March 9, 2011

Cousin

A creeper- someone who is doing things such as facebook stalking, acting like a creeper or actually stalking someone.

"Sheesh can you stop being a cousin for a hot minute?"

by DJBUZZCUT November 20, 2011

Cousin

The most annoying fucks ever in the wold they Just piss you off and Shit in your pants

"Hi cousin YOUR A FUCKING DICK YOU KNOW THAT!!"

by Im a noob 2002324 June 27, 2019

cousin

n. marijuana

Derived from the code: "Cousin Herb", or herb. Used when trying to score a bag when you are parinoid that someone might be listening.

Do you think you could get ahold of your cousin for me?

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

Cousin

A cousin is like a brother or sister that you don’t fight with but see all the time.

My cousin is my best friend and He is a couple months older then me and I’m he’s like my big brother I never had. I love all 13 of my cousins! ( and my sisters to.)

by Cousin73 March 10, 2020

Cousin

a term of friendly address to another
This is probably the greatest of all terms coined by V.R. at an upstate supermarket chain in Albany, NY.

Hey, cousin! You're nothin' more than a nickel-dickin' sidewinder!

by weave July 16, 2003