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massive coronary

(MASS-iv KORE-ah-nair-ee) noun. a Jewish heart attack
Rose: Oy vey! Sylvia, have you heard?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: It's Eugene. G-d forbid! He has had a massive coronary already.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
Rose: You're telling me!?
Sylvia: Pooh, pooh, pooh.
by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
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Coronagony

realising the real threat lies not in catching a virus but having to stay at home with your family.
Oh. My. God. I just had a moment of coronagony. I am so going to die. These people are going to kill me.
by Krkič March 14, 2020
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Coronafy

To get someone a Corona.
Also used as a term to describe getting infected with Covid-19.
Hey dude !, can you Coronafy me !

Or "Dude !, Do'nt Coronafy me with your cough !
by gandhja man March 10, 2020
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coronary distress

Refers to either of two similarly-unhealthful "wound up" conditions:
(1) The fiercely-strong "internal burning" and obsessive determination that Indiana Jones had felt ever since he was a boy to recover the Cross of Coronado and donate it to Marcus Brody's museum for display in their collection of Spanish antiquities.
(2) Frustration/tedium-provoked high blood pressure, heart-palpitations, etc. suffered by a feverishly-aggravated returnable-containers collector who is repeatedly compelled to laboriously shake/rinse out slimy globs of rotted lime from each and every discarded Corona Light bottle that he comes across.
Why can't beer-imbibers just add lemon juice to their bottled drinks 'stedda stuffin' in huge chunks of whole limes?! I mean, don't get me wrong, now --- I **do indeed** deeply appreciate it when generous folks around town give me their huge "after da party" piles of empties to cash in, but still... I am soooooo totally gonna get a major case of coronary distress (not to mention carpel tunnel syndrome if I hafta keep abusin' my poor weak wrists) from my agonized shakin' out of all da 0%!$&#!@ fruit-blobs from every single bleepin' one of all these narrow-necked bottles here, not to mention havin' to also slosh-rinse each bottle afterwards in my water-filled 5-gallon plastic bucket here, to remove da stinky-moldy pulp-residues! (Sorry, but I respect the hard-workin’ redemption-center staff far too much to give them filthy-messy bottles, thank you very much!) And THEN of course, I’m also gonna hafta CLEAN UP ALL DA SLOPPY ROTTEN CITRUS-CLUMPS outta my door-yard after I get done processing my returnables, so that visitors don't slip on them or track in yuckies onto my nice clean carpet!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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Coronageddon

I went to the grocery store - it was total coronageddon.
by JoelTone March 13, 2020
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coronageddon

The effects of the Coronavirus throughout the world in 2020. You name it, it happened: closure of countries, schools, restaurants, bars, working from home, “social distancing,” thousands of memes created, professional sports cancelled, limiting the amount of people that could gather together, long lines for food, stores being whiped clean of toilet paper, hand sanitizers and cleaning materials vanished from shelves, rethinking travel, stock market crashing, porn sites blowing up, sex occurring like it were the 60’s and citizens trying to figure out what the hell was happening from hour to hour.
The coronavirus COVID-19 that crushed China in 2019, set the rest of the world up for Coronageddon in 2020. It was a brutal time in World History.
by Wade Hennings March 15, 2020
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Coronageddon

End of the world brought about by the harbinger of COVID 19
Grab your ankles and kiss your arse goodbye - this virus will end us all in Coronageddon
by Strop waffle March 19, 2020
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