Hair Compensation Syndrome

Where someone who is going bald grows more hair out on the sides of their head to cover it up, or compensates for it with distracting facial hair. ie:very large sideburns, huge mustaches,goatees, etc.

"Look at that old dude's huge burns! Classic case of hair compensation syndrome."

by Matt Hawout July 5, 2005

coppers torch

A raging hard on like a rock

I had knob like a coppers torch.

by stubie August 4, 2007

Compensating

When a person supplements fake objects also known as proxy's in the hopes of owning the originals eventually.

Player A: Hey do you own a version of that proxy.
Player B: No but one day I will!
Player A: Oh so you are compensating then!

by The Blacker Lotus February 18, 2020

compensation car

A car, usually a Hummer or Jaguar, that identifies that a man is covering up for his small penis.

Yesterday I saw my Asian co-worker run crying out of work, the next day he bought a hummer. Clearly a compensation car.

by Redneck Prep December 9, 2010

worker's compensation

A lottery that rewards stupidity.

Homer: Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on worker's compensation.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?

by KingSizedHomer July 10, 2010

Copenslut

Someone who chews Copenhagen like a whore.

Levi and ethan are both copensluts because they chew that shit all day.

by gmangman June 24, 2011

Compensate

Pronunciation key( Com-pen-sayt)
verb
1. To make up for something that you don't have.
2. see compensation

1.Dude, He's just blowing smoke 'cause he's compensating for not having a good computer.

2.|\/|4|\|!!!! 1'|\/| go1|\|g 7o |<111 7|-|a7 guy on <5!!!(Man!!!!, I'm going to kill that guy on CS)
me: Dude, you're 1337 sucks. stop trying to compensate 'cause you don't have his skills

by Me-hung-low August 14, 2006