Cooked out

When you're so high you can barely speak.

Man carl is so cooked out he needs to lay off the green

by Luder420 December 6, 2016

Cooked Lewis

The Cooked Lewis was established between 2015-2016 period, the photo is very bright and can cause blindness. There is a Instgram account Cooked_Lewis_Apparel.

If you see a Cooked Lewis, Run and close your eyes.

by CookedLewis October 17, 2018

Thomas Cooked

Cockney Rhyming slang for "Fucked"

referring to the state of the UK tour operator when it became insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

Cal Cooker

The elusive counterpart of Kal Baker. No one has ever seen this mythical creature but legend says he is a FURRY, and lives in the basement of your house

I am telling you, I totally saw Cal Cooker last night standing at the bottom of the stairwell. That night was off the BOOF

by urboyanonymoose September 22, 2022

In the cupid's chokehold

Somebody being deeply in love with someone else so they cant live or stop thinking about that someone.

It feels like I am in the cupid's chokehold. I can't stop thinking about her.

I guess cupid got me in a chokehold. I never felt this way before.

by theguythatcaresaboutdefinition October 12, 2022

Cokehead

A crackhead that won the lottery.

Those people on True Hollywood Story who won the lottery and who are now broke again because they are "cokeheads"

by Melanie1123 October 25, 2008

cokehead

Someone who physically depends on cocaine.

John is a cokehead. That's why he's crazy.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003