Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.
by williamwallacejd#7 September 20, 2010

Tweaker 1: Hey man, we're out of dope!
Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
by Mr. Sage May 6, 2006

When you have pushed your body beyond exhaustion or you are very sick but still keep pushing yourself.
by glitterngld March 6, 2020

Guy 1: *Wearing ripped clothes, baggy shorts, etc*
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"
by Darker_Tron_Man December 7, 2017

by Swolff January 4, 2009

To alter or adjust accounting or other records ("books"), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.
"That company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent."
"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."
"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."
by anarcissie May 17, 2008

"I tried cooking ,never again"
by Dragonbattle06 January 31, 2020
