Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.
by williamwallacejd#7 September 20, 2010
Get the Cookedmug. Tweaker 1: Hey man, we're out of dope!
Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
by Mr. Sage May 6, 2006
Get the Cookmug. When you have pushed your body beyond exhaustion or you are very sick but still keep pushing yourself.
by glitterngld March 6, 2020
Get the cookedmug. Guy 1: *Wearing ripped clothes, baggy shorts, etc*
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"
by Darker_Tron_Man December 7, 2017
Get the Cookedmug. by Swolff January 4, 2009
Get the Cookmug. To alter or adjust accounting or other records ("books"), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.
"That company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent."
"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."
"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."
by anarcissie May 17, 2008
Get the cookmug. "I tried cooking ,never again"
by Dragonbattle06 January 31, 2020
Get the Cookingmug.