Constitution

*A person's build.

*A thing's appearance.

*A nation's VITAL document regarding how it works, and, for example, what freedoms the people are allowed.

"The US Constitution is not only vital, but sacred as well."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

Constitutional Cherry Picker

One who interprets the United States Constitution to coincide with their own worldview by selecting certain amendments to defend at all costs, while dismissing others.

A Constitutional Cherry Picker is someone who quotes the constitution while claiming that the 2nd amendment protects everyone's absolute right to own and carry a gun anywhere, but simultaneously believes that Muslims should not be granted religious freedom to build a mosque 2 blocks away from the 9/11 ground zero site.

by Logan2255 August 15, 2010

consititution

The common name for the US Consititution. It used to define our rights and freedoms, but unfortnately was shat on by George W. Bush with the Partriot Act.

Thanks to 9/11, the Consititution doesn't exist anymore.

by alcid34 October 10, 2014

constitution

Was last seen burning in George Bush's fireplace

makes great smores that smell like freedom!

by suckage July 29, 2005

conshitter

making a decision while taking a large shit.

often used in place of "consider"

hmm, thats a big decision. one minute, i'll have to conshitter that.

by KN14 July 8, 2010

Constituous

A person with a high constitution.

He's a very constituous person.

by RarestArrow July 10, 2023

suck at the Constitution

To lack poor judgment when interpreting or exercising law, especially in relation to individual rights.

Hey judge, that verdict is crap! You suck at the Constitution!

by philipacamaniac February 28, 2008