Nick Conforti

An extremely hot and sexy water polo player from California who is the nicest and most awesome guy on earth. Every girl should be in love with him or else they are stupid.

Nick Conforti made eye contact with me in the halls and i felt my heart turn to liquid.

by sandysunshine January 19, 2009

The Contortionist

much like doggy-style, except halfway through, the man shits into a sock and proceeds to beat the woman with the shit filled sock until orgasm is reached

"Honey! I got new socks...looks like its time for the contortionist!"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"

by honeybadger1 August 24, 2011

Loss of Consortium

legal phrase referring to the damages from the lost comfort of a loved one, usually sex.

After Jeff lost his wife in a plane crash he sued Delta for negligence and demanded a million for loss of consortium.

by Quinn Emanuel September 26, 2008

Convort

Convort: Behaving in a tart-ish manner, to romp, be friendly,sexually interesting, flirting etc etc..

The girl convorted with many guys as she liked the attention.

by Court Jeremiah April 26, 2006

consort

Term used to signifiy "otherness"; usu. during the early parts of a relationship or in a serious but non-monogamous pairing.

"I'd like you to meet Sara, my consort."

by Megan Redhead November 11, 2002

Consort consolation

What a mate does to relieve her empty, mundane, lonely life, while hubby is in the trance of making the next million.

Her consort consolation for today is a new Hermes scarf from Neiman's.
Various consort consolations could be, volunteer work,exercise & facials, crafts, overeating at home, lunch w/ "girlfriends",or even watching "Oprah" or "Dr Phil", while eating expensive ice cream out of the container.

by Catholic Devil May 4, 2009

consorti

Cuban for "dawg"

"Oye que bola consorti "

"Oye consorti que pinga te pasa soclase de mariconson me cago en la madre de tu madre comepingon"

by slipperc0ck September 19, 2018