Viet Cong

Rural outlaws whom creep around at night to commit their evil crimes

"Better keep your dogs inside at night, 'cause the Viet Cong have been stealing them lately."

by Waffen SS Soldat January 19, 2013

cong funkle

An Oldperson's Expression For Being Confused About The 21st Century.
To Be Not In The Knowledge Of Something.

The Kids These Days, I Tell You... Its A cong Funkle
Im Cong Funkled, What Did She Just Say?
What A Bother! Thats Just Cong Funkled Me Right Up!

by The Muteress and The Mutelator February 22, 2005

Jing Cong

A very sexy man who is way too hot too be kept alive. often known for his handsomeness, he has claimed the lives of others by just his appearance alone. His biceps have the ability to rip open the sky and allow the universe to leak into earth. However, he uses his breathing skills to keep the balance of the world and allow peace to the solar system.

Zhi Yong: "Oh my god. Humble Makes a Kind Man."
Aaron: "Where did you learn that?"
Jun Wei: "Clearly from Jing Cong"
Darrion: "Hot."

by shironii August 22, 2021

yan cong

dumb shit, rough face, most retarded person on earth, gay, hipster, gothic, emo

look its a Yan Cong

by Mysitcal DOge October 30, 2015

cong yao

A beautiful and cute asian girl that can make your heart skip a beat! 💞 Cong Yao, when you get to know her more you would realise her fun and awesome personality.

If you haven’t met someone called Cong Yao yet. We’ll you should have cause she can change your life.

by Jetzunnyuie2501 November 3, 2018

Cong Stoner

When you are doing Cong too often and get high.

John: Did you do Cong again?

Mary: Yes
John: Be honest, are you a Cong Stoner?

by Caleo :P July 4, 2021

HipHop@Cong

A term used to reference the town of Hopatcong, New Jersey, the boyhood home of the Gods.

Stick: Where do you want to play tennis?

Feff: Let's go to HipHop@Cong. Do you have new balls?

Stick: Me?! Don't be a Jew!

by itsthecrew.net August 18, 2004