confliterated

another word for being confused; to be really lost in something and have no idea what is going on; stupid

Ugh! This stupid alg 2 problem! I don't get it! I'm so confliterated.

by sunnykatiee December 19, 2008

Conflaggravate

To make a person so angry that they catch fire.

Normal Ted: Dude, you're so mainstream! I bet you listen to like Radiohead.
Hipster Atticus: AURRRGHHHHHAAARRR!
Normal Kate: Man, you really know how to conflaggravate people!

by nodelynk August 4, 2011

Conflatulance

Both burping and passing gas at the same time.

Can be applied to politicians who are quoting their own BS. Or to both parties spouting the same lies.

How can both a Democrat and a Republican spout the same conflatulance?

That conflatulant talk show host is quoting himself as the source for his facts.

Don't get too close, his conflatulance is pretty severe today.

by forpoppy May 14, 2016

Conflatulence

When a person is overflowing with attempts to conflate multiple unrelated ideas or issues. Often released in such a manner that it removes all doubt to its true source (read: from their own anus).

"Man, this guy has a serious case of conflatulence"

by Ph4ntasmik July 26, 2017

conflatio

Conflatio an act of confusion whereby one accidentally gives a blow job to the wrong recipient.

My girlfriend was so drunk that she conflatio'd my identical twin brother

by #metooplz May 18, 2018

Conflamatory

Recreating a story told by an individual that was just ridiculous and false with the intention of satire and mockery.

We retold the story, in a conflamatory way, how our friend told us about the difference between Iced tea and ice tea. Of which, we know there is no such partition.

by Saturna June 6, 2018

Conflaberation

A lively discussion, likened to a burning fire.

Taken from the noun confab/conflab

The debate descended into a lively conflaberation!

by Virtual Autonomy November 30, 2018