Cone 

1. Pothead
2.Retard

1. Sup Cone, smoke this blunt with me?
2. Your such a cone!

Cone by Jake the Blinger December 14, 2009

cone 

An object used for the usage of drugs.

I had a cone today, I'm sticking to joints.

cone by future X March 22, 2003

cone 

Take a sports field cone, turn it upside down and attach a 25mm tap fitting to the bottom. Your standard sports field cone can take about five standard cans of beer, which can then be skulled at the speed of gravity.

Tasker, would you rather have one cone or three rum shots?
Fuck the rum shots, the only thing I'd rather have than a cone is a blow job.
Five can cone?
Yeah bro, hook me up.

cone by james laurence February 3, 2009

cone 

To receive a blow job; to have your dong licked and sucked like an ice cream cone

"She might be a butterface but dayum she gives fucking insane cone!"

cone by KingCone January 16, 2009

Cone 

A derogatory term for a soccer player who is so poor that they might as well be standing still.

Old Fart: "Dude, I played some pick-up soccer today at the park."

Old Fart's friend: "How'd it go?"

Old Fart: "It was awful. I was a total cone."

Cone by Big Daddy Mel April 30, 2010

Cone 

A Cone is a very special person that has very special qualities. A Cone
is a very intelligient, irresitable, warm, passionate,and caring.

Not everyone can be a cone, they are very rare people. You have to
already be born a cone to be a cone. Only a cone can appoint you or
consider you a cone.

I(Domy) appointed Raquel(Coney) a Cone because when I first met her I called her Cone. I had the strong feeling that she was a Cone, and she has been living up to her name. We share a very special bond and have many of the same beliefs and think very much alike. This is the way of the cone.

Cone by Coney and Domy November 2, 2004

cone 

a Cone is somebody that says or does something retarted

david"how do u cook noodles"
nikole"you are such a cone for saying that"

cone by mrzbowden January 12, 2008