comparative fallometry

Term for group of guys attempting to show who is alpha

Stupid alpha guy: -My dick is bigger than yours
Nerdy guy: -Don't start comparative fallometry

by dildo777 December 10, 2023

Comparising

The act of comparing things even though there's already a word for it.

When we're deciding between two different things we we'll need to be comparising them to others.

by Lrae504 April 24, 2024

Cooperitis

The act of being sexually horny in class. The name derives from the common horniness of young adults named Cooper.

Sam: I can't stop staring at her tits, bro!
Jimmy: Woah! Thats crazy! You've got crazy Cooperitis bro!

by tuffmango67blud July 11, 2025

no comparrison

What Skyler discovered regarding two wildly-differing conditions when he'd thought dat he was journeying to da "City of Light" ("I didn't know you could get there by BUS!"), but instead wound up at a marines-training camp.

"Perfessor" Cosmo Fishhawk's hapless nephew discovered dat there was absolutely "no comparrison" between his intended relaxed-'n'-idyllic French-capital destination and da tough-as-nails military establishment dat he mistakenly went to.

by QuacksO July 13, 2025