communion

the process of kneeling before an ancient torture device and consuming symbols of flesh and blood to celebrate the day of the pagan god of the sun, Ra

Guy 1: I'm in a cult.
Guy 2: Seriously?
Guy 1: Yeah. I go to church and take communion every Sunday.

by lolitolduitwouldbthere2morrow September 20, 2009

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

Ur family gay

Ben “You’re grandpap a trap”
Dale “Ur family reunion a homosexual communion”

Ben *Dies

by Gey boi May 20, 2018

communion

Symbolic cannibal and vampirism.

"You drink wine and pretend it's blood? What are you, a vampire wannabe?"

by devilzukin December 2, 2003

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

The absolute most powerful "ur" insult in existence. All other insults are mere cherry bombs compared to this supernova level annihilation. Be careful with this insult as it could end the world as we know it.

Dan: hey
Bob: hey
Dan: ur family reunion a homosexual communion
(Nothing happens, all of a sudden there is a loud bang and Bob is instantly hurled through heaven, hell and purgatory simultaneously and they all shatter. Afterwards Bob is now non-existent. Nobody remembers Bob because now he has never existed.

by Bruh243565 May 21, 2018

ur family reunion a transgender communion

Worst insult known to man, trumps all others, and should only be used if you have to finish another man. This one cannot have no u used as a rebuttal, as it is too strong

Bob- Ur mom gey lul
Joe-Ur dad lesbian
Bob- Ur granny tranny
Joe- Ur grandpap a trap
Bob- Ur family tree LGBT
Joe- Ur family reunion a transgender communion
*Bob tries to say no u but dies immediately*

by WildBillBlade May 21, 2018

caboose communion

Verb - The act of recieving anal intercorse from a member of member of the clergy. The sex of either party is unimportant so long as the clergy member is allowed to perform the sacrament of commuinion. The eligibility of the recipient of the anal sex to recieve the sacrament of communion is not an issue in defining the act as a "caboose communion". Therefore, those recipients who are underage or do not themselves practise religion may still recive a "caboose communion'.

"They've been sending a lot of priests to the slammer for giving the alter boys the caboose communion."

by devilreyes February 22, 2007

Communion in your mouth

Busting a load in someone’s mouth.

Hey holly.. I’m gonna make my communion in your mouth later!

by PeteyPaplo August 15, 2020