Land Calamari

The rubbery ring found nestled between the biscuits. This creature has a voracious appetite. Also known in Latin cultures as Anus Dominum. Butt-hole. Anus. Named for its resemblance to properly prepared calamari at any fine Italian restaurant. Served most often with Arby's Horsey sauce, or Cocktail sauce.

Heath's finger was devoured by the land calamari when he was wiping after a rough poopy.

by Binghamtonian November 16, 2006

Camaria

Camaria is a tall girl that you can trust and is very pretty. And she got a big booty.

Boy 1: aye g, you see that peng girl right there.
Boy 2: now that’s what I call a camaria

by UnknownPerson147258 November 5, 2018

conamara

A sexy Irish redhead with large boobs. Is a perfectionist times a million. Can't decide where he/she wants to live. Needs major therapy sometimes. But is always 100% lovable!!!

Holy poo, that girl is a TOTAL conamara!

by Bobbly Boop April 7, 2008

calamari

When one man inserts his erect penis inside another man's flacid penis hole.

I fucked his cock like a piece of calamari.

by lester pronk September 28, 2007

calamari

An inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus.

A squid without a helmet; squid bits.

Motorcycle rider - helmet = calamari

by schimschone March 11, 2005

Calamari Comeback

Violent diarrhea resulting from eating fried calamari that's been sitting out too long on a Rhode Island beach.

"The Calamari Comeback state of Rhode Island"

by lxmatt August 20, 2020

Calamaridenki

A random loud person who sounds like tsuyu asui, who also has pretty good edits. She also makes the most random shit ever.

You like calamari? Nah, I like CALAMARIDENKI ❤️

by user7393738182737 May 24, 2021