cockfart

To expell wind from your buttocks while your girlfriend is performing oral sex on you, thus causing her to be disgusted and remove her lips from your member and never touch it again.

Self Explanatory I should say.

by oli July 8, 2004

cockworth hop

the process of jumping and jumping again to fake the spectacle of flight

man1: my word how ever did you get here before me in my jag
man2: why i did the cockworth hop my boy made great time
Man1: i wish i could do that but i cant get the time ing right
Man2: indeed it is tricky

by frogcloset November 21, 2005

cockarazzi

The special ultra-dedicated type of gay man who stalks truckstop and rest area restrooms.

I elected not to take a shit at that truckstop in Omaha. The place's bathroom was crawling with cockarazzis.

by ChessFella October 1, 2012

Cockward

An awkward moment involving your penis mentally or physically.

My mother caught me masturbating to Oprah, it was cockward.

by Enfreaky October 30, 2010

Cockward

the weird feeling of accidentally seeing another mans penis

It felt really cockward when I walked in on Larry while he was changeing and saw him naked

by jewishguy September 18, 2010

cockwarmer

a slut (typically from powell river) that loves to sit on cock and keep it warm!

taylor was one furry cockwarmer. bitch rode my shit all night long like a champ!

by RaTTy April 10, 2003

Cockwatcher

I gentleman who, despite being homosexually inclined, dare not act on such emotions and feelings, preferring simply "to watch"

Sebastian felt drawn to the businessman across the hallway but couldn't bring himself to ask for his number - what a cockwatcher

by BenLofM August 11, 2008