cockwitch

Someone who makes a dude cum prematurely

I usually last for ages but that cockwitch made me blow in seconds

by The cockwitch June 11, 2018

Cockitis

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.

John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"

by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010

cocksit

having your friend, female or male watch your boyfriend, husband, date, ect., while you are away, on a vacation, in the bathroom, getting a drink at the bar ect., to make sure he's not getting into trouble.

there's a long line at the bathroom, can you cocksit my boyfriend?

i'm cocksitting my friends husband this weekend.

by alicat81 April 20, 2009

cockpit

A party that is full of guys and minimal females.

That jam last night was a cockpit.

by EmoHatch March 20, 2004

cockpit

A compartment for the pilot and sometimes also the crew in an aircraft, so named by stewardesses because the mile-high club was (obviously) initiated there.

Flight-fag: "<Sigh.> There's a fat couple stuck in the bathroom. I swear, these people need to join Jenny Craig before the Mile-High Club.

Tinkerfluff Tina: "You tell the Air Marshal. I'm gonna' go show the hot co-pilot why the cockpit is better than first class."

Flight-fag: "But,... the Air Marshal is the blumpkee in the shitter and the co-pilot is my cum dumpster."

by Bachelor boB January 8, 2011

Cocktini

A tasteful additive applied to the penis prior or during to fellatio. Whether it be whip cream, champagne or a starburst, a flash for the palette during all the hard work is well worth the plan ahead.

Sue wasn't looking forward to the birthday blow job, but had all the necessary components to put together a tasty cocktini.

by Starfire & Stephanie October 30, 2010

cocksitter

A prostitute, someone who would take care of a horny cock for money.

Stacey: I used to be a cocksitter when I was in my 20s or I wouldnt be able to pay off my student loan...
Jane: I am not surprised to hear that Stacey!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014