A Porsche Boxster, from the habits of their drivers, primarily cocks. Cockster owners are famous for being gigantic assholes to cover up for the fact that they couldn't afford a 911, but still want to be as snobby as one a 911 pilot.
Usually justifies his spending via a discussion of how raw power isn't important, it is the raw feel of a car, handling, etc. May make reference (rightfully so) to how the 911 is still putting its engine in the wrong place, but do not be fooled by his pseudointellectualism, no matter his justification, nobody will buy a Boxster if they can afford a 911.
Usually justifies his spending via a discussion of how raw power isn't important, it is the raw feel of a car, handling, etc. May make reference (rightfully so) to how the 911 is still putting its engine in the wrong place, but do not be fooled by his pseudointellectualism, no matter his justification, nobody will buy a Boxster if they can afford a 911.
That fucking Cockster cut me off!
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by Chris Zizzo July 28, 2010
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Jen is so cockstruck she did David's laundry, let him hang out when she had a test the next morning, attended his officer ceremony, and now she's letting him cop out on her 21st birthday because of a football game.
by TheHippie7 September 13, 2008
Get the cockstruck mug.Similar to cockblocking except this is where a friend steers your penis away from a vagina you most likely cannot get into and points it towards a vagina that actually does want your penis.
Mitch: Yo mang I'm gonna slam your sister tonight!
Kyle: Eww dude, she doesn't even want your penis. Maybe you should try going for my mom, shes been talking about you ever since she walked in on you in the shower!
Mitch: You're right, thanks for cocksteering me into your mom.
Kyle: Eww dude, she doesn't even want your penis. Maybe you should try going for my mom, shes been talking about you ever since she walked in on you in the shower!
Mitch: You're right, thanks for cocksteering me into your mom.
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