cockfoster

Cockfoster,(cock-fos-ter), verb, a name given to someone being an absolute cock. To be said in a posh english accent.

Actual meaning, noun, a tube station at the end of the blue line in the centre of London, England.

To someone being a cock: "You Sir are a Cockfoster! Meh!"

by Blondebubbles March 22, 2004

Cockfetus

A fetus who cannot get enough cock.

Jane: Man, my unborn child is such a cockfetus.
Katey: Mine too.

by Matt Turnbull October 28, 2006

Cockfostered

When one is cockfostered, they are more drunk than what they ought to be.

"Sam was absolutely cockfostered on Friday night, we nearly had to carry him home."

by SDBGK24 March 13, 2017

Cock Fest

A cock fest is where their is no females at a party. Some people use the phrase "too many cocks spoil the broth" when attending a cock fest.

Alex "This party is a cock fest"
Toby "Yeah i know, too many cocks spoil the broth"

by Sam mas March 19, 2007

cockfeast

When a group of people come together to bite, tear, and feast on mutiple cock or penises in one sitting. However this may be impossible if the cocks are in fact black in which case one cock may be feasted upon and still considered a cock feast. I mean who can feast on two black cocks at once?

Did you hand out invitations for the cockfeast tonight at school today?
Karen had a cockfeast at my house last night with me and my buddies.
Where's the cockfeast going to take place tonight?

by Noah Johnson June 29, 2006

cockfosters

1.A train station in london

2.A drink

3.The act of stealing young badgers from their set, bringing them home and raising them as your own.

Lets take the train to cockfosters, call in at the pub for a quick cockfosters and then, when we're cockfostered off our faces, lets cockfoster off to sherwood forrest where we can cockfoster some badgers and cockfoster to the fostercock so we can cockfoster our cockfosters..... Cockfosters.

by monkT1000 September 3, 2008

cockfoster

A person of unscrupulous nature without regard to what is right or honorable. Someone with disingenuous intentions.

Dick Chaney is a definite cockfoster.

by sam necochea July 24, 2008