Coitography

Just a fancy word for how many sexual partners one has had: Notches on the bedpost, if you will. Particularly useful if you want to keep the appearance of talking about it high-brow and covert.

So how'd the meet-up with that Sam from Tinder go last night?
Alright, but he wanted to delve into my coitography after the first round, I told him about the stint at Uni after breaking up with Alex, and his mood towards me changed.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.

by Benni Venutti August 17, 2020

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cultography

the art of making cult movies; a list of cult movies.

Cultography is his forte. Here is an elite cultography for your to review.

by uttam maharjan September 8, 2013

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Cocktography

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His cocktography skills are quite impressive with his new phone camera.

by Language Master 2017 July 9, 2020

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Cymatography

Active study of light, frequency, sound vibrations on a medium is called Cymatics.

The act of taking photographs or video of Cymatics is called Cymatography.

Are you set up with a camera, fluid, tone generator, speaker, light ring source to do some Cymatography?

by First Lady of the KymaSphere October 12, 2021

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catography

The art taking photos of your precious kitty.

Catography: The art taking photos of your precious kitty.

"Britt has really taken cartography to a new level with her recent expose' featuring Mr. Kittums re-enacting scenes from classic movies."

by K blunt August 12, 2016

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