by jamba juice addict November 6, 2009
Get the clunker boots mug.The act of making a determined effort to get a better look at a potential bit of totty.
This is a much more active version of meerkatting, and involves physically moving the whole body to get a better view.
This is a much more active version of meerkatting, and involves physically moving the whole body to get a better view.
by killban October 26, 2010
Get the clungelunge mug.A rehabilitation center or place of refuge from personal crisis, which ironically makes the visitor even more miserable. Clunkers, a cross-over of "clutter" and "bunker", are typically overcrowded, caked in animal hair, and unpleasantly boring. They are convenient for necessary escape, but also agonizing just the same.
by TheRedcoat April 2, 2009
Get the Clunker mug.A government run program giving americans the ability to trade in a car and earn up to 4500$ on a new car. Do NOT go to the cash for clunkers website, cars.gov. Once you sign into this website, your computer BELONGS to the government. It states "This application provides access to DOT car system. When logged on to the car system, your computer is considered a federal computer system, and is the property of the US Government. Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed to authorized Cars, DOT, and Law Enforcement personell, as well as authorized officials of other agencies both domestic, and foreign." WARNING! Once you go onto this website, everything on your computer is theirs.
Jim: "This Cash for Clunkers program sounds really great. I need a new car and these people will give me a up to 4500$ on a new car"
*Jim goes onto cars.gov and gets into the program. Now, Jim's bank records, pictures, videos, emails are now fully available to these agencies. Jim's computer freedom is now completely tarnished, and anything that he does that seems suspicious, could cause his computer to be seized, and may even get him thrown in jail.
*Jim goes onto cars.gov and gets into the program. Now, Jim's bank records, pictures, videos, emails are now fully available to these agencies. Jim's computer freedom is now completely tarnished, and anything that he does that seems suspicious, could cause his computer to be seized, and may even get him thrown in jail.
by yhmsdp00 August 11, 2009
Get the Cash For Clunkers mug.1. An uncharacteristically large, lumpy, or otherwise misshapen rear-end that is attached to an attractive woman.
2. Also considered to be the "sound" the woman's jiggling, dumpy butt makes as her too-small legs carry it around: "(woman walking) clunk-k-clunk-k-clunk."
2. Also considered to be the "sound" the woman's jiggling, dumpy butt makes as her too-small legs carry it around: "(woman walking) clunk-k-clunk-k-clunk."
1. "I was at the bar and this chick was giving me the 'eye.' She was pretty cute, so I shot her a smile. My hopes here dashed, however, when she walked by to use the bathroom. What had appeared to be a thin, in-shape, young vixen turned out to be a girlie carrying a little 'extra baggage' -- she had a clunkle."
2. "Clunkle!"
3. "Damnit. Clunkle."
2. "Clunkle!"
3. "Damnit. Clunkle."
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