Coma-cumming

The state of a coma that comes after hours of repetitive masturbation and thus also cumming.
Quite popular among youngsters these days, because it is said that it gives a "nice" feeling. It is addictive

Only a few cases have been reported in which people did not survive this severe condition.

Last week, my mom found me in a coma-cumming condition in my room. That was a major bummer.

by Master BeiTing October 30, 2010

chummin' for chicks

A desperate, last second attempt made by an individual at a bar, or party, who has not secured any coital relations for the evening. The individual drinks past his limit, then stands in front of the bar, or party, and vomits all over the place. This is an attempt to gain sympathy from a passing female individual, who will then take the individual back to his house or her house, where the gentleman will have a chance of making sex to the woman.

Larry: "How do you keep getting so shit-faced, yet still manage to make sex to the women?"

Bill: "Dude, its easy! You got to go chummin' for chicks!"

by pinchetortuga July 14, 2009

Ann Cummings

stage name for a Midwest amateur porn star that started out modeling and graduated to porn all before her 19th Birthday. Ann Cummings took the porn industry by storm with her pretty face and her long lean body. Ann performed with guys, girls and more guys. Ann Cummings scenes involve her being royally fucked up on coke and being fucked by anyone who wanted to fuck her. In one of her scenes she lets the microphone boom guy fuck her then cum on her face. After a short time doing porn she was sent home. Typical of the industry they use these whores then find new ones. She has taken all here work down but bits n pieces are still out there.

did you see that old Ann Cummings Scene?

by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

Clumpin

present participle of clump (Verb)

The act of having sex with a person or persons that is your client on one or more occasions. AKA Client Humping

"Dude, did you hear Justin got fired from the gym for clumpin?"

by Fleece Tyberious Pune Hound February 8, 2013

cumming blood

Used to describe a handjob technique in which the female lacks knowledge and believes that manhandling your penis will result in pleasure.

She had no idea what she was doing, she was jerkin me off so hard last night, I thought I was cumming blood.

by Fred Riahi May 13, 2006

Second Cumming

When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and when he jizzes in her mouth, he makes her laugh and the jizz comes out her nose.

My girlfriend broke up with me. Why? I gave her a second cumming.

by The Black God 69 May 22, 2011

Alan Cumming

A multi-talented but very underrated Scottish actor with a voice like honeyed velvet and beauty that none can match.

I saw Alan Cumming as Floop in "Spy Kids."

Alan Cumming hosted the 2015 Tony Awards with Kristen Chenowith.

Alan Cumming is a silver fox.

by talkcummingtome August 30, 2016