Critical Race Theory

A new concept that was come up with by those that are trying to reinstill racism in the white population of the United States. A false idea that with the law of probabilities can be proven to be false. It is an effort to combat our over hundred years effort to give the black population equality. This instills in our white kids that blacks are not equal and inferior to the white race. This teaching will increase the amount of racism we have in the culture and teach young kids that they are born racist when in fact most of their families are teaching them to not be racist.

Critical race theory is a bunch of bs.

by Mr. Homophobia June 28, 2023

Critical Role

A show on Geek & Sundry's Twitch channel where nerdy-ass voice actors sit around for three to six hours and play Dungeons & Dragons.

"Hey dude, do want to watch Critical Role with me?"
"What is it?"
"It's a Dungeons & Dragons show that airs every Thursday!"
"So...you play Dungeons & Dragons?"
"No, it's watching other people play D&D."
"How long is this show?"
"Well, an episode can be anywhere between three to six hours..."
"Dude, you need to get a life!"

by CritRole May 27, 2017

criticality excursion

A massive bowel movement; at least a double-flusher.

I think the guy in stall 2 just had a massive criticality excursion, we need to evacuate the bathroom asap.

by The Sim April 11, 2011

Clinical Handshake

when a man/woman walks into a medical clinic, hospital, or nursing home and uses a comatose patient's hand to masturbate.

The best orgasm can be achieved through a Clinical Handshake.

clinical, hand, shake, clinic

by Blakers-29 May 29, 2012

critical ass

adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.

Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!

by ElinorG September 29, 2006

critical acclaim

Critical Acclaim means to be looked upon very favorably by the Critics of any given industry. Broken down:

Critical (by the Critics)

Acclaim (Applause/cheer/acclamations)

Guy 1: man Guy 3 is really working hard on that painting, i think the judges are going to be impressed this year, he might win.

Guy 2: yeah he is aiming for Critical Acclaim all right.

by teh unforgiven August 6, 2010

Critical Shit

A massive bowel explosion that shoots you into the sky and absolutely obliterates the earth, causing an apocalypse that causes global warming and wipes the planets population entirely.

Ricky: Hey dude, you seem off. What’s up?
Greg: I just got back from Chipotle and I think I’m gonna have a critical shit.

by Graybin Mooch April 4, 2019