Clementini

Clementine but teeny

Hello there Clementini are you feeling teeny tiny? If you are feeling teeny tiny, then drink up lots of winey! The winey makes you strong, you teeny tiny girl. But if you drink too much, you are sure to hurl!

by Mistysocks August 31, 2021

Lauren Clements

A silly dummy hoe that is also an amazing, pretty girl

Person 1: Yo look!
Person 2: Bro that’s my friend, she’s such a Lauren Clements.

by Nheck January 6, 2020

Walter Clements

An absolute god, the king, the lord, our savior, etc. In no way your typical 7 year old kid on Youtube.

Walter Clements is the only god we worship in this house!

by WTMS369 September 7, 2020

clementine

One of the few lucky girls who have an interesting name that is still pretty and works well with surnames. Clementines are pretty and fun but not stupid or annoying. The thing that annoys Clementines the most is people calling them 'tangerine' or 'satsuma' if you call a clementine this they will never ever be your friend or like you ..... trust me

A new girl walks into a classroom. She is very pretty and has an air of confidence and intelligence about her.

Teacher: So this is our new girl sorry what's your name?
Clementine: Clementine
Teacher: Can I just call you tangerine? 'smiles'
Clementine: Piss off you stupid arse

by i don't wanna give u my email! May 12, 2009

Clements Disease

Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon

Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.

“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...

I received Clements Disease.”

by Martinkelly188 September 20, 2018

Clementine ford

A hideous goblin like creature that hunts men from the shadows. If you stare into its eyes it will consume your soul.

Ohh shit dave, did you see that thing lurking in the shadows, looks about 300kg, what is it?

Shit thats clementine ford, dont move, whatever you do dont look into its eyes!

by Randy82 September 18, 2018

st clements school

st clements is the most boring of the private schools but you’ll learn to survive and thrive through many hours of church if you go there. it’s sometimes referred to as Slut Clements Private School and also often referred to as hell. most st clements sports teams lose almost every game but that’s not surprising considering most coaches are just math teachers who don’t want to be there. overall st clements school is basically a factory to produce people who become crazy cat ladies in their late 20s.

“she’s only 30 why does she act like my grandma???”
“because she graduated from st clements school”

by sk8rboi420 January 4, 2019