Chode-AR

Any device capable of detecting a Chode. Whether it be on a male or transvestite's body.

Capable of detecting length and width of the CHODE. (Determined by size of Square on the display screen) does not apply to people from india for they have superior "JUNK" than anyone else in the world.

Usually made of Cardboard and Sharpie, May not always function correctly and can mistake a SHLONG for a CHODE (Most common in black males)

Dustin: Hey man, think that guy has a chode?
Parth: I dont kno, let me grab the Chode-AR"

Dustin: Hey what you doing with that Chode-AR?"
White Guy: Seeing if that indian has a Chode"
Dustin: No dude, he cant, hes indian you DERP"

Dustin: Hey man, my Chode-AR is picking up some activity coming from that black guy"
Khan: No, it must be calculating wrong, unless there over 60 they cant have CHODE's"

by Indian-Wannabe May 12, 2011

Chode Dog

A hot dog which resembles a chode. Typically severed in school dinners.

"Sam was furiously munching a chode dog"
"Look at the Year 7s enjoying their chode dogs"

by Couscous Nince August 31, 2018

snow chode

an idiot on a ski resort with no idea what there doing, yet still insists on going to the top and wiping everyone out on there way down.

there goes another snow chode

by bikerdude2k February 3, 2010

Douche my Chode

A ceremonial cleansing of the chode. Also pronounced (duece my choh, in foreign countries).

Bro: Yo I copped dem fresh new kicks. So much swag.
Antibro:Those are joog I finna buy those now.
Bro: Unchill! Douche my chode man, douche my chode...I'm gonna drown my sorrows with some natty ice.

by grandpaeater2 October 9, 2010

Chode Fingers

1. Someone who has really fat fingers

Hey Dylan how do you dial a phone with those Chode Fingers.

by Heavy Toast May 22, 2009

Choder Choke

A sexual move that invlovles somebody with a chode to to choke his partner via deep throating until the person being choked vomits

i pulled out my chode and did my patented move, the choder choke

by The Bash 'em Brothers May 27, 2011

Chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is longer

I have a chode

by Jaxíon the cancer kid March 19, 2017