Major chochees.
Guy Number #1: Hey, major Choch over there.
Guy Number #2: Ya, like how so?
Guy Number #1: So these douche bags pull up in their bright blue Audis and Mazda 3's. Drinking smoothies and wearing white sneakers talking about the last guy or girl they fucked. These guys were wearing pooka shell necklaces, sideways Choch hats, and 6 layers of popped collars. They probably were popping bottles too.
Guy Number #2: Ya, like how so?
Guy Number #1: So these douche bags pull up in their bright blue Audis and Mazda 3's. Drinking smoothies and wearing white sneakers talking about the last guy or girl they fucked. These guys were wearing pooka shell necklaces, sideways Choch hats, and 6 layers of popped collars. They probably were popping bottles too.
by chocheechoch69 March 23, 2009
Get the Chochmug. A made up word to be provocative without people knowing.
Word to piss your friends off because they don't know the meaning.
Word to piss your friends off because they don't know the meaning.
Hey you have choch around your mouth
She's so easy she eats choch for breakfast
You a little moist? it smells like choch in here
She's so easy she eats choch for breakfast
You a little moist? it smells like choch in here
by Jwin June 15, 2013
Get the Chochmug. by Michael Bremner February 6, 2005
Get the chochmug. anyone wearing a popped collar, also anyone that would rather go to the gym than fuck a fairly attactive 20 year old chick
by hella cogswella May 12, 2008
Get the chochmug. To be a certain way, or look a certain way. If you were to wear a nice shirt with sweat pants. You would be a choch. If you were to act like a choch, you would be very hyper/weird/awkward... All at the same time. Or if you face looked ratchet, and or not as cute as usual. You would be conciderd a choch.
Ex1: your such a choch, like wtf are you wearing.
Ex2: im bouta head to the store lookin all choch.
Ex3: wth is wrong with my face , I'm such a choch.
Ex2: im bouta head to the store lookin all choch.
Ex3: wth is wrong with my face , I'm such a choch.
by yassstinitia June 19, 2017
Get the Chochmug. A person with high-self esteem, but, lacks in all departments. Usually seen annoying everyone, and failing to admit his douchiness. Has perfectly parted hair, and stubble.
Common Choch names: Randal, Johnathyn, Calloway.
Common Choch names: Randal, Johnathyn, Calloway.
by MDCS October 4, 2016
Get the Chochmug. a boy who thinks he's the shit; a piece of clothing that is a waste of fabric, time, and manufacturing expenses; any boy who lives in lincoln tower floor 20
by Tizzle May 6, 2004
Get the chochmug.