chivalry 

A common human decency paid from one person to another without the expectance of repayment. often used in the context of a man to a women, but does not exclude other pairings of people.

Mikey performed chivalry when her let James borrow his rubber during the test
Claire watched Dandi's bag as while he went to the bathroom
Oliver helped his girlfriend fix her iPad's settings after her brother messed them up.

chivalry by song4agirlneverknowitsabher October 20, 2020

Chivalry 

Synonymous to courteous simp, white knight, courteous stooge, hero complex. A guy who's obsessively/submissively courteous to a woman, treating her like an upper strata untouchable & whitewashed, often trying to enforce or "morally police" other men to be docile to women and violent to men (act chivalrous) purely on the basis of sex and apparent (to them) behavior patterns. Antonymous to fair treatment, individualism, rationalism.

"Chivalry" was just the lower stratas of aristocratic men trying to upgrade their strata by marrying to a higher strata aristocratic women (who would essentially just be using these men as free fuckboys, attention, gifts, ego boost, protection in mischief), and because of this strata difference they had to be cautious and courteous (unless they were genuine simps). They were essentially fear/death squads, existed to punish, through threats and murder, rebelling surfs and peasants during "peace time", and during wars - better equipped and trained, often mounted, soldiers making them have a higher chance of survival, than the average conscripts, especially in running down running away "enemy". Glorified, romanticized, legalized bandits, simps with 0 empathy to other guys.

Chivalry is dead

Chivalry by veinsofgold February 16, 2021

chivalry: medieval warfare 

Often abbreviated as Chiv amongst PC gamers. Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a ridiculously badass First Person Slasher game made by Torn Banner Studios which is set in a medieval battlefield and consists of usually 16-24 players violently slashing and/or whacking the shit out of each other with swords, maces, clubs, and other archaic weaponry.

It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.

Man 1: "Fuck man I can't wait for Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to finish updating."

Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."

chivalry: medieval warfare by NarugaAndrew June 6, 2014

chivalry clusterfuck 

When so many people try to hold the door for each other that no one actually gets through the door.

A: Dude, how could you have been late for the exam?

B: Bro, it was a chivalry clusterfuck out there. I couldn't get in the building!

chivalry clusterfuck by Lil' Rae February 27, 2014

Chivalry Legions

A known word in MMORPGS which is mostly used as sarcasm to describe a overwhelming massive amount of noobs

The word is also sometimes used to insult clans, which they mean you are a 1 iteming noob who can not accept defeat and willing to do what ever it takes to bring the win home, no matter what even if it means to make one self look like a no honor clan.

Wow, NI really has some competition with Chivalry Legions ! It is better off we stick to our own timezones this time, that way we only fight people who actually wear a full rune set.

Chivalry Legions by Chuck Hog October 7, 2006

chivalry is dead 

They say chivalry is dead... And that's completely right, go fuck whoever, however, whenever, slut power!

Guy 1: You gonna take her out
Guy 2: nah m8, chivalry is dead

chivalry is dead by Mr. Clams May 6, 2018

Drunk Chivalry 

Refraining from having sex with a female while you are both suffering from the effects of overindulgence in alcohol. Most cases like that are usually described as brewer’s droop or beerdick. Perhaps the person who came up with the idea that this is down to morals, ethics or willpower should remember the old saying a standing cock has no conscience and leave the bullshit to the politicians.

“Sally and I got ratassed last night; she was gagging for it, but I didn’t do anything.”
“Drunk chivalry?”
“Nah, brewer’s droop.”

Drunk Chivalry by AKACroatalin December 14, 2015