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Gypsy Chisel

Descriptive terminology used in reference to a Hungarian Gypsy or a Gypsy of Hungarian descent;

a Gypsy who's body is seemingly well cared for, buff and chiseled from the excessive combined use and abuse of P90x videos and over-the-counter or black market steroids.
I learned to keep my distance from Todd at the gym as he was usually a tool most of the time, but was a definite Gypsy Chisel all of the time!

Walking downtown last weekend, I was forced to cross the street early for fear of my own safety, to avoid this Gypsy Chisel walking out of BALCO.

I normally take my coffee with cream before a good workout, but seldom use the Gypsy Chisel formula of combining Human Growth Hormone, Modafinil, Testosterone cream, and Tetrahydrogestrinone with my beverage of choice.

The Gypsy Chisel always blames the dog for his flatulence caused by his high protein diet.
by Buff, Built, Adam, Adonis November 3, 2010
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Chiseledick

Everyone knows a chiseledick.
A chiseledick was once a cool guy in a group of friends. Desperate, and after getting absolutely no pussy in high school, a chiseledick will find the skankiest snaggle toothed vagina of a witch-whore to go out with. He could do way better than this rank cuntrag, but doesn't care; she can't do any better than him, but doesn't know it. Once cool friends, Chiseledicks begin to spend all their time and money catering to the witch hole. Only after 4 months of multiple feminist poetry readings, knitting classes and vegan dinners, and a full body wax, will a chiseledick get some action. After repeated warnings from their friends, one day Chiseledicks will look down and realize that their penis is gone, whittled away by the sand from their girlfriends' vagina.
John: "Damn, who else could we invite?"
Terry: "What about Greg, he hasn't hung out in awhile?"
John: "No, since meeting ol' Sandy Vagg he doesn't do anything fun."
Frank: "Yeah, he's a regular chiseledick now. I hope his shit doesn't grind away into that blackness that is Sandy's vagina."
John: "Frank, I'm pretty sure his shit is already done for."
by Armoredmancandy December 29, 2005
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Chisel Chest

1. Nickname for someone who is tough, smart, or possesses extreme sexual prowess. A Chisel Chest can sometimes be a little overbearing.
2. A defining characteristic of a real Tough Guy. It comes from years of doing real tough things like watching football, using tobacco, drinking pops, canoeing while intoxicated, etc. Looks phenomenal cloaked in a plain sweatshirt or rugged plaid shirt.
J: Hey there Chisel Chest, that's a good lookin' flannel!
S: Thanks tough guy, I like that sweatshirt. Let's go eat some uncooked beef and split wood!

C: My boyfriend has such a chisel chest! It must be from hoisting all that concrete mix!
B: I noticed that. I wouldn't mind if he hoisted me sometime!
by TCC4L6969 November 15, 2011
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Piss Chisel

When ariving upon the toilet and seeing previous stains upon sed toilet, one decides to use one's piss to chisel away at the stains until sed stain has vanished
I just left sme marks on the toilet for the next person to get their piss chisel on..
by Bravedeini October 20, 2008
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chisel

Used to describe the action of throwing an object in a comedic yet casual way whilst still applying a heavy amount of force.
A catapult motion is often used by more experienced chiselers.
Alan chiseled the badger from the upstairs window when he saw it was bothering his wife.

Oi, Steve! Chisel me a sausage!
by Sneaky Weasel January 28, 2010
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Throbbing Thrill chisel

a Somewhat Comical And Crude Term For A Penis Or A Cock
Hey Baby, Wanna Take A Ride On My throbbing Thrill Chisel?
by KillerPooMuffin July 22, 2009
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Cheeseless Rice

How to swear without offending believers of Jesus Christ.
"Cheeseless rice, I am going to get written up again!"
by Kosher Kurry February 13, 2013
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