carnal

Of the appetites and passions of the body

I need to freshen up my carnal knowledge

by merk January 9, 2004

carnal gymnastics

to have vaginal sex or "know" in the biblical sense

"did you see tom with that acrobat last night?"
"yeh, from what i heard they did carnal gymnastics all night long"

by chad michael April 14, 2008

carnal knowledge

The euphamish the federal government uses for sex. Doesn't make sense unless you know what "carnal knowledge" is. Otherwise it seems like the government is defining rape as knowing something about females.

"Rape is the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will."

by Kevin July 14, 2008

churnalist

A reporter closely resembling journalist, writing articles which generally add nothing behind the headline. His or her object is usually to be simplistic, support a narrative, and/or generate clicks, therefore detailed analysis and critical reporting are abandoned for generalities. Individuals engaging in this behavior produce churnalism. They can produce 5 times the amount of articles as a traditional journalists.

A churnalist can always make a story out of speculation, rumours, and intrigue.
You need to shorten that article, you've reached your churnalistic limit.
You know if you are a churnalist you don't have to research your subjects, you can simply regurgitate the State Department news releases. Like so, "According to the State Department..."
I hear they are hiring churnalists to publish Trump and Russia connections. You should apply.

by BellyGoat May 5, 2018

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

Abreviated as F.U.C.K.
Back in the Middle Ages, this was a reason to be put to shame. For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, also known as fuck, was a form of rape and illegal act in the Middle Ages.

In the 1900's, he was put to death For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

by nixiegirl2014 March 21, 2010

Carnal

brother, used in Mexico.

Oye Carnal como te va?

by Kevin Brian McFarlane December 9, 2003

carnaldestism

(a combination of the words "baptism", "carnal" and "desire" ): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires, i.e. loses their virginity.

a warning to ladies who have not had their carnaldestism yet: do not get drunk right beforehand; doing so is retargerous. you may later regret your decision

by Sexydimma March 9, 2015