charitory

An area of land at concerts and other outdoor events fiercely guarded by owners of portable chairs.

Nobody fucking comes in our charitory, dude.

by victor garden May 16, 2006

chacito

(sha-sheet-oh)-to dress in attire that doesn't match, or out of style.

socks and sandles- CHACITO!
turtle necks and sweaters- chacito
big ugly white helmets, with a fatty strap- chacito
my pajamas- chacito
long socks and capris- chacito
white after labor day- chacito
undies peeking over pants- chacito
turquoise houses- chacito
shoulder pads- chacito

by kneepads February 20, 2008

charitortion

A forced donation or charitable item one feels unfairly obligated to give to. Examples such as a coworker bringing their daughters cookies you are pressured to purchase or the pet project your boss would like everyone to contribute to. Failure to comply generally resulting in shame amongst peers.

There I was, minding my own business, working on my monthly projection report when along comes Bill with little Billy Jr and his $80 cookies... fucking charitortion!

by Big Olaf October 20, 2018

Capitol Hilldos

A portmanteau of Capitol Hill and Dildos, which stands as a derogatory name for the United States Senate and House of Representatives, because much like a sex toy, they rarely accomplish anything without being handled aggressively and serve only the purpose of fucking you.

Reporter on TV: and in other news, Congress has once again demonstrated what Capitol Hilldos they are by jamming $500 Billion of Corporate Bailout spending into the Coronavirus stimulus package, screwing our financial future but making sure their campaign donors won't have to sell off their yachts and summer homes...

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 29, 2020

Capitolicism

Pretty much just America's version of Christianity.

Did Lazarus meet his deductible before undergoing the procedure that revived him performed by Jesus Christ? That's why we need Capitolicism. We can't have Jesus just giving away free healthcare!

by KaktuzTooTousandTree September 11, 2022

Capitol Heights

Capitol Heights is a sprawling area where drug dealing and gun violence takes place nightly in Prince Georges County, Maryland. Criminals frequently commit armed carjackings and robberies in Capitol Heights, Maryland. Capitol Heights Crew is the primary gang in Capitol Heights. Gun battles frequently take place in Capitol Heights between the police and thugs. In September 2013, the Capitol Heights Metro Stop was determined to be the most violent metro station in Prince Georges County, Maryland. Large fights involving urban youth are common in Capitol Heights when school lets out and in the evening time. Capitol Heights is so violent that kids are shot walking to school. Nobody is safe in Capitol Heights. On the corner of Larchmont Ave and Emo Ave, someone wrote "Kill Whitey" on the side of the building. Capitol Heights is so corrupt, that the Hillside Firehouse located on Larchmont Ave was closed.

The homies in Capitol Heights got the choppa ready for tonight. They gonna do battle with the boyz from DC.

by DMV Crypt Keeper October 12, 2013

chipito

1. an obese chip
2. a little chip (derived from spanish)
3. an obese cat(see cat and soxie)
4. a best friend
5. a child
6. soxie ( see cat and obese cat)
7. a cat( see soxie and obese cat)
8. nickname for a friend
( see sacopotito)

1.Omg! You are such a chipito.
2.Hey little chipito how are you doing today?
3.I'm hungry. I think I'll have some chipitos.
4.Feed the little chipito so she can use her litterbox.
5.Olay!
6.Phil loves Soxie!

by Filepe October 30, 2006