Championshit

the prize awarded when one out-shits his opponent in a public bathroom

Chris tried to gas me out while we were in the bathroom at work, but I came away with the Championshit

by Porcelain Punisher April 10, 2009

AFC Championships

A football game every year where a lucky team gets to play the New England Patriots for a chance to play in yhe superbowl

"You watching the game tommorow"

"Yea, can't wait for the fucking patriots to win the AFC championships again"

by Patrick mahommes January 22, 2019

championship level

the apex level of hot women...only the finest of fine women fall into this category...consists of about 1% of the female population

I'm still not sure how the hell I pulled Missy, because she is championship level.

by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008

Championshipness

the act of being so great, of doing something so well, that you are above a champion

Great job on your chores, Jay. You have achieved championshipness.

by bluminnatti August 21, 2020

Championship Golfer

Any individual who competes in individual stroke or match play golf tournaments on the regular who is a single digit handicap who has/is verified by the USGA through a honest dedication to put every round into the handicap systems log without vanity. These individuals also play casual golf rounds from usually the most challenging golf tee on any given course.

Golf Club Members Guest:
—Is that who was hitting next to you on the range a good golfer?

Golf Club Member:
—He’s a championship golfer. Let’s go hit some putts before we tee off.

by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN April 2, 2022

Championship Contest

A contest to determine the champion among a group of males who are either a: under the influence of some kind of drug, or b: in an alcohol induced state of competitiveness. The winner, as determined by the group watching the championship contest (who are obligated to judge impartially) wins the championship as determined by the contest.

After smoking marijuana in the Bun Shed, they decided Colin would jump down the snow covered hill first in the championship contest.

by Dr. Buns-a-lot July 16, 2008

Mario Kart: Champion of Champions

Mario Kart: Champion of Champions is a tournament involving two rounds of all 16 tracks, played by the inhabitants of 137 Old Finglas Road. 6 cans of Dutch Gold must be purchased for 5 pounds prior to the tournament starting and may be consumed while racing. Typical stunts pulled include fameassers, redners, mushies, and lightningers. The winner receives a ring which he will wear for the rest of the week until declaring Champion of Champions on again. He will typically ask the losing contestants to "look at my face".

Wow, Joey has been Mario Kart: Champion of Champions for almost 5 years now, no one can beat him!

by joeythegreat May 23, 2006