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23 Centimetre Nails

23 Centimetre Nails, or TTCN, doesn’t make a good band name.
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2 centimeters

The size of your di-
You have 2 centimeters.
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Pubic Centimeters

Brendan has 40 pubic centimeters coverage. I think he's a quarter Hungarian.
by IndieG-Boy April 18, 2020
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Centipeter

A man who brags about having a big dick but really has a centimeter peter a centipeter
Damn he's got a nice truck

to bad he's compensating for his centipeter
by lolsorrybruda February 1, 2018
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centipeter

An extraordinarily small male sex organ.
Damn, Goza's dick is so tiny, I believe it qualifies as a centipeter.
by meterpeter October 29, 2012
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cuntmeters

An unrecognized unit of measurement, which contains both metric and imperial units of measurement. It is the product of 2 or more measurements with a stronger relation to expressions with more than 2 units, because after 2 measurements people sometimes forget to check the units, assuming all the units to be the same.

The cuntmeter is used because of complete lack of interest in converting units, and/or the resulting answer. Problems most likely to use cuntmeters typically come from textbook questions, but can be used in any aspect of life. The product doesn't really matter, because if it did, the corresponding units would have been calculated from the beginning.

If in fact the answer DID matter, the person recording the measurements would have to really be a big greasy cunt to record them all in different units. Even if the measurements came from different sources, they should have been converted into a standard unit. Thus, the cuntmeter is born.
The surface area of a cube with sides measuring 3.75 in. by 26.3 cm by 2.24 ft is about 332 cuntmeters squared.
by Godsninja November 2, 2013
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cootimeter

The base unit of lenght in the Semi-imaginary System of Units that is equal to the lenght of a standard cootie egg.
A typical adult cootie is about 100 cootimeters in length.
by Shapedoctor January 12, 2005
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