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Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
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Celine

The kindest person on earth. Shes literally so pretty and nice you won't believe your eyes. She seeks to see the good side of everyone and appreciates others. Even tho she's very lovely she doesnt let anyone hurt her or make fun of her because shes the STRONGEST person on earth.
Omg look at that girl! She's so tough
I bet shes a *celine*
by Random person lmao February 22, 2019
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Susan Collins

A derogatory term for a woman who doesn’t stand up for sexism or sexual assault, especially against her own gender.
I can’t believe Stacy laughs when her boyfriend catcalls at other women. She’s a total Susan Collins.
by MojoMjolnir October 5, 2018
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Celina

Celina is very goirgeous , sweet,but can be rude at times. She's also veeerry petty ! She'll speak her mind whenever it's time. If you ever meet a Celina , you'll be very lucky ! She's a keeper and one of a kind.
"Do you have a friend named Celina ?" Because she's lit.
by Someonetheunknownishere April 13, 2017
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I ain't calling you a truther!

Popular line from the TV show, "Drake & Josh", where Josh calls Drake a liar.
Josh: Drake, you made that whole story up!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
by uberSMACK September 12, 2014
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Sam Collins

An incredible YouTuber who makes videos calling out bigots. He is such an inspiration to the lgbtq+ community, especially those who are transgender. His content always makes my day.
Sam Collins is my favorite YouTuber and a transgender icon.
by HRS13472hellooo November 29, 2020
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Celines

beautiful in her own way. chaotic in many others. has a very bad temper but for the right people. she'll always try to control it. she can be a procrastinator & bitchy but her heart is gold. she fears rejection & pain. she doesn't try to be anybody but herself & that's what she tries to instill in others. she always thinks she's right & if she doesn't get her way. all hell breaks loose. she loves animals. she's the type that will try her best to do & be better. she's the type of girl you want to marry but don't piss her off too much.
celines gave me some great advice today
by celiee01 January 9, 2017
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