carrazy

The all-consuming obsession of cars and all things relating to cars.

No matter what we talked about, he always compared it to cars. He is carrazy!!

by Ken Bruckbauer October 3, 2008

Cartanime

A combination of both cartoons and anime.

“Is Avatar an anime or a cartoon?”
“It’s a cartanime, obviously.”

by Yami0432 May 21, 2020

cartago

A very small town in the Colombian province of Valle de Cauca that no one knows about, but more known than the smaller Ansermaviejo. Not to be confused with Cartago of Costa Rica.

It's also the name of a region in Costa Rica that looks like Colombia a little if you squint your eyes.

Colombian 1: I was born in Cartago
Colombian 2: Cartago? what is that?

or/o

Colombiano 1: Si, yo nací en cartago
Colombiano 2: cartago? con que se come eso?

by el niño antiguo June 17, 2008

cartard

A driver who consistently makes poor decisions and unsafe maneuvers while operating a vehicle. Someone who lacks common sense and quick reaction time while driving. A bit different from a castard.

That cartard just turned left from the right lane.

by M. Worley September 12, 2009

carta

noun - an alien race - skin color ranges from medium blue to dark blue. Older Cartas are grayish-blue or gray colored. Resembles human in general shape. Has 2 dark blue horns on head, black eyes, and 2 really small dark blue horns on their backs.

Bob Marley: I was walking around today and 3 Cartas jumped out and robbed me!
Ralf: Stupid Aliens...

by Can Not April 7, 2005

Magna Carta

The state of being completely and utterly plastered

Jim: Bro last night was insane! Did you see John? He had serious fucking Magna Carta

Chris: Are you serious man haha? He was that far gone

Jim: Oh yea haha

by The Magic Hat March 30, 2011

cartastrophe

A self preformed repair on an automobile by, an inexperienced person, that goes horribly wrong or takes excessive time to complete.

Damn, dude taking apart my bimmer was a fucking cartastrophe.

by manfromjapan April 1, 2009